who says we have no sports talent in Singapore?!
i believe the many middle aged Singaporean whom i saw today, maybe for the past few years of my life had broken the world record
over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again.
you just need 2 magic few tricks to get them running.
trick number 1: make sure theres a train in front of them
trick number 2: make sure the doors of the train are about to close
these are the 2 simple magic tricks. this should earn Singapore a few more, neither silver nor bronze but gold medals.
no need for sports school. just few more mrts and try not to miss out the kiasu motivational talk.
this should do the trick.
i think i know why there's a new pck song being played on the mrt already.
cause i think smrt just realised that the yellow lines painted for people to come out are not working. (until now)
smrt the priority sit thing is also not working( give them a couple of years to figure that out)
Singaporeans, we should be ashamed of ourselves. i now feel, i'm ashamed to tell people i'm from the country who created kiasu-ism. (1 of the reasons why people migrate)
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