today was a ball kicking day.
and the award for the best ball kicker is, drum roll please.
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Mr darrion lau!
round off applause for him please.
he is, i must say a professional.
i got whacked in my balls for 2 times, by him
awwww!
the 1st time:
he was trying to pinch my dick, but ended up pinching my ball, right one
the 2nd time:
he tried to kick my butt, but ended up kicking my ball, left one
reason for calling him a professional, because he still knows which ball he hit.
he didn't wanna let my left ball feel left out, and kicked it for the 2nd time. lol
very professional, he evened things out.
cycled to sembawang park today. with mr lau and penis.
watched darrion train (he wanted to keep fit)
funny thing is, he keep looking at his muscle every 10 mins, to check if its bigger, LOL
like doing a few push ups will miraculously make it bigger in a few minutes.
let's step out of all these action and to my needs, i need a job!
if you got a job intro it to me!
i'm going broke soon. lol
hols are not fun without money.
anyway, if you guys are having any party, change it to the brokers party, i'll go.
Love Jacob; 8:03 AM ;